This is a boring time if you are a Phillies fan, so I thought it might be fun to play around with Phillies look alikes. Anyone from the Phillies organization is a possible target in the Phillies look alike game, but I left out any obviously embarrassing ones since this is just for fun.
Well, here are your
PHILLIES LOOK ALIKES
Placido Polanco - Enrico Colantoni
I don’t know why, but this one is hilarious.
Ben Francisco – Carlton Banks
He may not be on the Phils anymore, but I couldn’t pass this up. Play some Tom Jones for Benny Fresh and see if he can dance as well as Carlton.
Chase Utley – Mike Richards
Talking about brothers, how about long lost brothers? Listen to their postgame comments and tell me they aren't related.
Jimmy Rollins - Sylvester Stalone
Is it just me or do these guys have the same jaws?
Roy Halladay – Chris Carpenter
Did you hear how Halladay saved a boy from an anaconda on his fishing trip with Chris Carpenter? Save one life, drown Chris Carpenter. Seems like a fair trade to me.
Cole Hamels - White Collar guy
Especially with a nickname like Hollywood Hamels, Cole is a dead ringer for Neal on White Collar.
Carlos Ruiz - Phil Collins
Oh, this isn’t the Phillies weirdest song intro? How in the heck did Ruiz get stuck with “In the Air Tonight” anyway? I would bet my mortgage Ruiz has never listened to a Phil Collins song in his life.
Larry Anderson - Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs
If you run into Larry, ask him to say, “It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.”
Jim Jackson – Ned Flanders
Ryan Howard - Corey Howard
Couldn’t find anyone for Ryan, so here is a picture of his fraternal twin brother Corey
Antonio Bastardo - Deshawn Jackson
The look alike, both make less than a mil, and neither wants to come across the middle.
Roy Oswalt - Doogie Howser
Roy Oswalt is really a doctor, but he plays a ballplayer on TV.
Charlie Manuel – Santa Claus
I don’t mean this as a joke because I love Charlie. He has the white hair, he’s jolly, and I bet he would kill as a mall Santa.
Bill Giles – Dave Thomas
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