Pretty sure Jake's more in love with years and cash, but it can't hurt to try.
How embarrassing to be a Kevin and NOT get hired to be a rotating color radio analyst.
With their offseason additions and a strong finish last season, there's no reason to set our expectations any lower.
For the first time in a long time we get to start the year with literal, actual, optimism. It's rumors #1 of 2018.
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If you just returned from a vaca, you missed A LOT.
A couple familiar faces might be on the way out soon, with another possibly on his way back.
Doesn't look like either star is coming to Philly, but the Phils are in the running for both.
Phils clear some space on the 40-man ahead of the Rule 5 Draft. One name you can expect to go: Carlos Tocci.
His family is in the thoughts and prayers of so many people. Hopefully that can help them recover from this awful tragedy.
Be careful around that burner. Hot stove may start heating up soon.
Let's just say not everyone is a fan of the Phils new skipper.
And he's certainly not your grandmother's manager.
I think the word to use here is deliberate.
Lots of names swirling around, which one will Matty pick?
This is already becoming an entertaining offseason.
For the first time in a very long time, we end the season with legitimate optimism for next season. Opening Day on March 29 can't come quickly enough!
It's kinda like reaching the big leagues - hard to get there and even harder to stay there.
What does the offseason have in store for the rebuilding Phils' next phase?
Get used to the name Rhys Hoskins.
Who's gonna remember their 11-19 August record? August was the month of Rhys.